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At Valve, we're always striving to make our products better. We've traditionally relied on things like written feedback from players to help decide which improvements to focus on. More recently, Steam has allowed us to collect more information than was previously possible. Episode Two includes a reporting mechanism which tells us details about how people are playing the game. We're sharing the data we collect because we think people will find it interesting, and because we expect to spot emergent problems earlier, and ultimately build better products and experiences as a result. Let us know what you think.


  Achievement name % of players
Surgical Prep
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.
31.6%
Quadruple Bypass
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.
31.1%
Midwife Crisis
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.
30.8%
Double Blind Trial
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.
28.6%
Bedside Manner
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.
28.2%
Trauma Queen
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.
27.6%
Play Doctor
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.
25%
Medic Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
22.5%
Group Health
Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.
21%
Hypocritical Oath
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.
20.3%
Sawbones
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.
19.3%
Medic Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
18%
Infernal Medicine
Extinguish 100 burning teammates.
17.8%
Preventive Medicine
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.
17.7%
Autoclave
Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.
17.4%
Triage
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.
16.5%
Intern
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.
15.3%
Grand Rounds
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.
14.5%
Consultation
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 5 enemies in a single life.
14.5%
First Do No Harm
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.
14.3%
Medic Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.
14.2%
Placebo Effect
Kill 5 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.
13.8%
House Call
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.
13.6%
Does It Hurt When I Do This?
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.
13.5%
Big Pharma
Assist a Heavy in killing 20 enemies, where neither of you die.
13.3%
Peer Review
Kill 50 Medics with your bone saw.
12.4%
Specialist
Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.
11.9%
Blunt Trauma
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.
11.9%
Medical Intervention
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.
11.8%
Autopsy Report
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.
11.8%
Second Opinion
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.
11.6%
Doctor Assisted Homicide
Assist in killing 20 nemeses.
10.2%
FYI I am A Medic
Use your bonesaw to kill 5 Spies who have been calling for 'Medic!'.
10.2%
You'll Feel a Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.
9.5%
Blast Assist
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.
8.2%
Chief of Staff
Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
8.1%
Medical Breakthrough
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.
7.3%
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Assist in killing 5 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.
7.1%
Family Practice
ÜberCharge ten of your Steam Community Friends.
6%